(Fan)Mail , by which I mean you can write a letter to me turn on your fan and blow it out the window and I don’t mean to brag but one of the 17 different owls I have had trained by the guy who trained those Harry Potter owls will find it and bring it to me. Although if you are less interesting you can mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org
What else is there? Lemme know if I forgot anything. Turns out I forgot a lot of the things that happened before Nov 2012 I had to re-watch the White House Correspondent’s Dinner of 2006 http://bit.ly/18I0PyS because of that and the fact that it is hilarious, but mostly I realized I had never seen it before to actually forget it. I might have ADD.
I love conspiracy theories. ALIENS ARE COMING!